Whole Lotta Creepy

I was browsing through the toy aisles at Target today, searching for potential girly-girl Christmas gifts for my littlest niece (I have no other exposure to little girl stuff), when I turned onto the baby doll aisle. I'd taken no more than three steps when a sudden movement to my right had me whipping my head around with a start. No fewer than NINE baby dolls had turned their heads to look at me, while garbling some baby noises. Yikes! Talk about a freak out! I stood staring for several seconds before quickly scoping out the rest of the aisle for more pseudo-realistic surprises. I guess I should be relieved that my presence didn't trigger a group peeing, thus requiring nine baby doll diaper changes.

Light sabers I can handle, but I will not be going down that aisle anytime soon.
If you don't have time to get to a haunted house this Halloween, I recommend the baby doll aisle at Target...