Mystery Meme

My mom found this one for me. The trick is to answer each question using exactly three words. It's a little harder than it looks

01. Where is your cell phone? By the keyboard.
02. Boyfriend/girlfriend? I'm married now.
03. Hair? Haircut last week.
04. Your mother? Dotes on me. (she'll love that)
05. Your father? Loves to tease.
06. Your favorite item(s)? All my books.
07. Your dream last night? Nothing to report.
08. Your favorite drink? Can of Coke.
09. Your dream guy/girl? Confident not cocky.
10. The room you are in? Joint home office.
11. Your fear? Missing something wonderful.
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Bookmarked published author.
13. Who did you hang out with last night? My distracted husband.
14. What are you not? Athletic, laid-back, patient.
15. Are you in love? Oh so much.
16. One of your wish list items? Cooler summer weather.
17. What time is it? After school pickup.
18. The last thing you did? Took a call.
19. What are you wearing? Capris and polarfleece.
20. Your favorite book? This Rough Magic.
21. The last thing you ate? Chocolate Iced Cake.
22. Your life? Full and messy.
23. Your mood? Like the weather.
24. Your friends? Perfect for me.
25. What are you thinking about right now? Finishing this up.
26. Your car? Big hulking Suburban.
27. What are you doing at this moment? Typing and pausing.
28. Your summer? Sweaty, sticky heat.
29. Your relationship status? Very happily married.
30. What is on your TV screen? TV's not on.
31. When is the last time you laughed? Today on telephone.
32. Last time you cried? Sorry. Don't remember.
33. School? Glad I'm done.