Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Favorite Seinfeld Quotes What can I say, I'm a HUGE fan.

1. "Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of."
- Kramer, in "The Gymnast"

2. "She's got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on."
"Ah. Too bad you've got a little George Costanza thing going on."
- George and Jerry, in "The Chicken Roaster"

3. "It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
- George, on Elaine's dancing style, in "The Little Kicks"

4. "It's Risk. It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives."
- Jerry, in "The Label Maker"

5. "May I have one of those, madam?"
- Kramer, making fun of George's glasses, in "The Glasses"

6. "I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine."
- Newman, in "The Millennium"

7. "So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?"
"Undateable!"
"Then how are all these people getting together?"
"Alcohol."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Wink"

8. "Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs."
- Jerry, in "The Implant"

9. "You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to reach the nose. You don't unhook anything to get to a nose. And no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril."
- Jerry, in "The Implant"

10. "It's like a sauna in here."
- Kramer, sitting in a sauna, in "The Implant"

(Evidently I really liked "The Implant" episode)

11. "You know, I faked it."
- Kramer, in "The Mango"

12. "This is the most public yet of my many humiliations."
- Jackie Chiles, in "The Abstinence"
Jackie Chiles cracks me up!

13. "I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some Doublemint gum."
- Jerry, to Elaine, after they steal her lookalike mannequin, in "The Pie"

I have to say, I was laughing out loud while compiling this list. Good times...
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