Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Favorite Seinfeld Quotes

What can I say, I'm a HUGE fan.



1. "Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of."
- Kramer, in "The Gymnast"

2. "She's got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on."
"Ah. Too bad you've got a little George Costanza thing going on."
- George and Jerry, in "The Chicken Roaster"

3. "It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
- George, on Elaine's dancing style, in "The Little Kicks"

4. "It's Risk. It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives."
- Jerry, in "The Label Maker"

5. "May I have one of those, madam?"
- Kramer, making fun of George's glasses, in "The Glasses"

6. "I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine."
- Newman, in "The Millennium"

7. "So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?"
"Undateable!"
"Then how are all these people getting together?"
"Alcohol."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Wink"

8. "Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs."
- Jerry, in "The Implant"

9. "You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to reach the nose. You don't unhook anything to get to a nose. And no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril."
- Jerry, in "The Implant"

10. "It's like a sauna in here."
- Kramer, sitting in a sauna, in "The Implant"

(Evidently I really liked "The Implant" episode)

11. "You know, I faked it."
- Kramer, in "The Mango"

12. "This is the most public yet of my many humiliations."
- Jackie Chiles, in "The Abstinence"
Jackie Chiles cracks me up!

13. "I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some Doublemint gum."
- Jerry, to Elaine, after they steal her lookalike mannequin, in "The Pie"

I have to say, I was laughing out loud while compiling this list. Good times...
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16 comments:

Wylie Kinson said...

Thanks for the laugh, and the memories. God, I miss that show!!!

Darla said...

Oh, that made me laugh. And made me a little homesick for my daughter--we've been watching the DVDs together whenever she visits.

Christine said...

I loved that show! You know a show has had an impact on society when you get lost in an underground parking lot, tell the person you walk past that you're having a Seinfeld moment, and they smile and nod in complete understanding.

Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Angela/SciFiChick said...

I love that list! So many great lines to choose from. I can watch those reruns over & over.
I think my favorite is still "Festivus for the rest of us!" or the Manzier episode.

Annie said...

Seinfeld was just such an awesome show. I usually watch reruns everyday after work. Brilliant brilliant writing!

Thanks for the laughs this morning! Happy TT!

Colleen Gleason said...

Ohhh, God, you've got me cracking up here! LOL.

I don't remember seeing The Implant episode, but I get it from the quotes. LOL.

I have to pull out some of those DVDs and watch it again. Missed it so much!

My TT's up too!

Vicky said...

Great list! I loved that show... but my favourite had to be the full body dry heave dancing... ;) So funny!

Katkat said...

My fave ep was tyhe one where Elanie laughed at the pez at a piano show. I love your list1 happy TT!

Stacy said...

Amusing. I like #7 best.

Julia said...

Oh I LOVE Seinfeld Show. I really missed them : ( Those group are very funny at their best. One of my favorite episodes is the Soup Nazi..."NEXT!..." that crack me up LOL....

Thanks for taking me down to memories lane with the Seinfeld Quotes. Love them all

Happy T13! Here is Mine! I know..it bit silly ;)

Julie S said...

Great topic!!!! I miss Seinfeld. Those quotes brought back some memories!

spyscribbler said...

Now there's a trip down memory lane! I have to watch a few re-runs. Thursday nights of TV ... I miss those days!

I haven't checked out Elaine's new show. I should do that, too! Thanks for the great TT!

Swishy said...

LOL ... I totally dance like Elaine!

alisonwonderland said...

i have to admit that i've never seen a whole episode of Seinfeld. i guess i've lived a life of depravation! :o)

happy thursday!

ukrainiandiva said...

This is fabulous. It made me so happy. My personal favorite is "These pretzels are making me thirsty!". Classic or not, it's still faboo.

Amanda Brice said...

Ah, good times!

I had some Seinfeld references in "She's Got Legs" and in her review, that was one of the things that Mrs. Giggles slammed me for (she said something like "despite her poor taste in TV shows...").

Hmpf! I freaking love Seinfeld! I loved your list!